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Epsilon Theory State of the Union

By Ben Hunt | December 30, 2015 | 0 Comments

For the last six months I’ve been trying to figure out how to incorporate reader correspondence into Epsilon Theory. We’ve reached a point of both…

Storm Warning

By Ben Hunt | December 14, 2015 | 0 Comments

Unfortunately for mariners, the total amount of wave energy in a storm does not rise linearly with wind speed, but to its fourth power. The…

I Know It Was You, Fredo

By Ben Hunt | December 8, 2015 | 0 Comments

Sen. Geary: Hey, Freddie, where did you find this place? Fredo Corleone: Johnny Ola told me about this place. He brought me here. I didn’t…

Two Discoveries

By Ben Hunt | November 19, 2015 | 0 Comments

The world made two discoveries last week. Everyone is aware of the first discovery – that ISIS is not “a junior varsity team” but an…

The Andromeda Strain

By Ben Hunt | November 12, 2015 | 2 Comments

Briefly stated, the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect is as follows. You open the newspaper to an article on some subject you know well. In Murray’s case,…

Funny How?

By Ben Hunt | October 28, 2015 | 0 Comments

Henry Hill: You’re a pistol, you’re really funny. You’re really funny. Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I’m funny? Henry Hill: It’s funny, you know.…

Rounders

By Ben Hunt | September 30, 2015 | 1 Comment

Mike McDermott: In “Confessions of a Winning Poker Player,” Jack King said, “Few players recall big pots they have won, strange as it seems, but…

One MILLION Dollars

By Ben Hunt | September 15, 2015 | 0 Comments

Dr. Evil: Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that a breakaway Russian Republic called Kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the United…

Season of the Glitch

By Ben Hunt | September 3, 2015 | 0 Comments

When I look over my shoulder What do you think I see? Some other cat lookin’ over His shoulder at me. – Donovan, “Season of…

When the Story Breaks

By Ben Hunt | August 25, 2015 | 0 Comments

The Three Types of Fear: The Gross-out: the sight of a severed head tumbling down a flight of stairs. It’s when the lights go out…