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Chili P is My Signature

Posted on June 9, 2017

Walter: Did you learn nothing from my chemistry class? Jesse: No. You flunked me, remember, you prick? Now let me tell you something else. This ain’t chemistry — this is art. Cooking is art. And the shit I cook is the bomb, so don’t be telling me… Walter: The shit you cook is shit. I […]

What a Good-Looking Question! The Five Things that Don’t Matter | Part II

Posted on March 31, 2017

Peter Griffin: What can you tell me about this one? Car Salesman: Oh, that’s just an old tank I use for those commercials where I declare war on high prices. Now about that sedan… Peter Griffin: Hang on there, slick. Now I see your game. We come in here wanting a practical car, but then […]

I Am Spartacus: The Five Things that Don’t Matter | Part 1

Posted on March 17, 2017

Herald: I bring a message from your master, Marcus Licinius Crassus, commander of Italy. By common of His Most Merciful Excellency, your lives are to be spared! Slaves you were, and slaves you remain. But the terrible penalty of crucifixion has been set aside on the single condition that you identify the body or the […]