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You Still Have Made a Choice | The Five Things that Matter #2

Posted on August 10, 2017

Drummers are really nothing more than time-keepers. They’re the time of the band. I don’t consider I should have as much recognition as say a brilliant guitar player. I think the best thing a drummer can have is restraint when he’s playing — and so few have today. They think playing loud is playing best. […]

Whom Fortune Favors, Continued | The Five Things that Matter #1

Posted on July 27, 2017

Fook: There really is an answer? Deep Thought: Yes. There really is one. Fook: Oh! Lunkwill: Can you tell us what it is? Deep Thought: Yes. Though I don’t think you’re going to like it. Fook: Doesn’t matter! We must know it! Deep Thought: You’re really not going to like it! Fook: Tell us! Deep […]